also attempt to respond to the following: carrier pigeon, smoke
signals, messages in a bottle, telegrams (singing and otherwise), pony
express, gossip, semaphore, heliograph, Morse code, stagecoach,
postwriters, Quipus, wax tablets, hieroglyphs, cuneiform, flags, hand
signals, turd readings, trail blazings, radio, yelling, drums, carved
totems, arrows, balloons, marathon, buoys, lighthouses, foghorns, or whatever other miscellaneous forms of
communication you may throw our way!